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Black Adder II (1986) |
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Edmund Blackadder:"Now am I by any chance addressing a senior dignitary of the Spanish inquisition?"
Kidnapper:Speaks Spanish
Edmund Blackadder:"uh good.... because if I am, I wish to make it quite clear that I am prepared to tell you absolutely anything."
Kidnapper:Speaks Spanish
Edmund Blackadder:"uh good.... because if I am, I wish to make it quite clear that I am prepared to tell you absolutely anything."
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Lord Percy:"I like you young Bob. You've got balls!"
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Ludwig:"If you gentleman were to tell me a way to... let us say, gain access to your queen, I might just be able to commute your deaths to a life sentence."
Edmund Blackadder:"Are you suggesting we betray her?!!"
Ludwig:"Oh yes..."
Edmund Blackadder:"Alright."
Melchett:"Black Adder what are you saying?! What of loyalty! Honor! Self respect!"
Edmund Blackadder:"What of them?"
Melchett:"Nothing...."
Ludwigh:"So you will both play ball?"
Melchett & Edmund Blackadder:"Yep!"
Edmund Blackadder:"Are you suggesting we betray her?!!"
Ludwig:"Oh yes..."
Edmund Blackadder:"Alright."
Melchett:"Black Adder what are you saying?! What of loyalty! Honor! Self respect!"
Edmund Blackadder:"What of them?"
Melchett:"Nothing...."
Ludwigh:"So you will both play ball?"
Melchett & Edmund Blackadder:"Yep!"
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Lord Flashheart:"Am I pleased to see you or did I just put a canoe in my pocket?!"
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Queen Elizabeth:"But how did you know it was him?"
Edmund Blackadder:"This was the information with which we bought our lives. We told them that if the Queen was having a party than Nursie always goes as a cow. From that moment he was doomed. All we had to do was escape, return, and kill the cow."
Queen Elizabeth:"But how could you be sure it was not Nursie?"
Edmund Blackadder:"Because lady, Ludwig was a master of disguise, whereas Nursie is a sad insane old woman with an udder fixation."
Edmund Blackadder:"This was the information with which we bought our lives. We told them that if the Queen was having a party than Nursie always goes as a cow. From that moment he was doomed. All we had to do was escape, return, and kill the cow."
Queen Elizabeth:"But how could you be sure it was not Nursie?"
Edmund Blackadder:"Because lady, Ludwig was a master of disguise, whereas Nursie is a sad insane old woman with an udder fixation."
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Edmund Blackadder:"What on earth was I drinking last night?! My head feels like there's a frenchman living in it."
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Lord Percy:"Welcome Edmund! Did you miss me?"
Edmund Blackadder:"I certainly did. Many was the time Percy I said to myself 'I wish Percy was here... being tortured instead of me'."
Edmund Blackadder:"I certainly did. Many was the time Percy I said to myself 'I wish Percy was here... being tortured instead of me'."
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Queen Elizabeth:"Did you miss me Edmund?"
Edmund Blackadder:"Madam... life without you is like a broken pencil."
Queen Elizabeth:"Explain."
Edmund Blackadder:"Pointless..."
Edmund Blackadder:"Madam... life without you is like a broken pencil."
Queen Elizabeth:"Explain."
Edmund Blackadder:"Pointless..."
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Lord Percy:"I'd like to see the Spaniard who can make his way past me."
Edmund Blackadder:"Well go to Spain, there are millions of them."
Edmund Blackadder:"Well go to Spain, there are millions of them."
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Edmund Blackadder:"Now just wait a minute, if anyone is going to be spoken to around here its gonna be me alright. Tell him Melchett."
Melchett:"Certainly... " Speaks Spanish
Kidnapper:Speaks Spanish
Edmund Blackadder:"Ah that's better... Now what's he saying?"
Melchett:"Certainly... " Speaks Spanish
Kidnapper:Speaks Spanish
Edmund Blackadder:"Ah that's better... Now what's he saying?"
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The theme song to The Black Adder II
