Bruce Wayne / Batman:Bats are nocturnal!"
Alfred Pennyworth:"Bats might be, but even for billionaire playboys, three o'clock is pushing it."
Bruce Wayne / Batman:"You have me declared dead?"
Alfred Pennyworth:"Actually it was Mr. Earle, he's taking the company public. He wanted to liquidate your majority shareholding. Those shares are worth quite a bit of money."
Bruce Wayne / Batman:"Well it's a good thing I left everything to you then."
Alfred Pennyworth:"Quite so, sir. And you can borrow the Rolls if you like. Just bring it back with a full tank."
Lucius Fox:"You have been hanging out in the wrong clubs Mister Wayne."
Alfred Pennyworth:"I called Mister Fox when your condition worsened after the first day."
Lucius Fox:"I analyzed your blood, isolating the receptor compounds and the protein based catalyst."
Bruce Wayne / Batman:"Am I meant to understand any of that?"
Lucius Fox:"Not at all, I just wanted you to know how hard it was."
Alfred Pennyworth:"You look very fashionable, apart from the mud."
Alfred Pennyworth:"If those are to be the first of many injuries to come, it will be wise to find a suitable excuse. Polo, for instance."
Bruce Wayne / Batman:"I'm not learning polo, Alfred."
Alfred Pennyworth:"I assume that as you're taking on the underworld, this symbol is a persona to protect those you care about from reprisals."
Bruce Wayne / Batman:"You're thinking about Rachel?"
Alfred Pennyworth:"Actually, sir, I was thinking about myself."
Alfred Pennyworth:"What was the point of all those push-ups if you can't even lift a bloody log?!"
Miles:"Come back to reality Dom."
Alfred Pennyworth:"Did you get mauled by a tiger?"
Bruce Wayne / Batman:"It was a dog."
Alfred Pennyworth:"Huh?"
Bruce Wayne / Batman:"It was a big dog."
Bruce Wayne / Batman:"People are dying Alfred. What would you have me do?"
Alfred Pennyworth:"Endure, Master Wayne. Take it. They'll hate you for it, but that's the point of Batman. He can be the outcast. He can make the choice no one else can make. The right choice."
Alfred Pennyworth:"I suppose they're going to lock me up as well, as your accomplice."
Bruce Wayne / Batman:"Accomplice? I'm going to tell them the whole thing was your idea."
Alfred Pennyworth:"Know your limits Master Wayne."
Bruce Wayne (Batman):"Batman has no limits."
Alfred Pennyworth:"Well you do sir."
Bruce Wayne (Batman):"Well, can't afford to know them."
Alfred Pennyworth:"And what's going to happen on the day that you find out?"
Bruce Wayne (Batman):"We all know how much you like to say 'I told you so'."
Alfred Pennyworth:"On that day, Master Wayne, even I won't want to. Probably."
Alfred Pennyworth:"Will you be wanting the Batpod, sir?"
Bruce Wayne / Batman:"In the middle of the day Alfred? Not very subtle."
Alfred Pennyworth:"The Lamborghini then."
Alfred Pennyworth:"I trust you don't have me followed on my day off."
Bruce Wayne / Batman:"If you ever took one I might."
Alfred Pennyworth:"Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn."
Alfred Pennyworth:"What are you doing?"
Bruce Wayne / Batman:"Examining print dust. We've been robbed."
Alfred Pennyworth:"And this is your idea of sounding the alarm is it?"
Bruce Wayne / Batman:"She took the pearls, tracking device and all."
Alfred Pennyworth:"She?"
Bruce Wayne / Batman:"One of the maids. Perhaps you should stop letting them in this side of the house."
Alfred Pennyworth:"Perhaps you should start learning to make your own bed."
Alfred Pennyworth:"Is it really painful?"
Bruce Wayne / Batman:"You're very welcome to try it Alfred."
Alfred Pennyworth:"Happy watching, thank you sir."
Robert Angier:"Well I don't trust him."
Cutter:"He's a natural magician. Of course you can't trust him."
Cutter:"Oh no sir, this wasn't built by a magician. This was built by a wizard. A man who can actually do, what magicians pretend to do."
Cutter:"I knew an old sailor once. He told me he went overboard, tangled in the sails. They pulled him out, but it took him five minutes to cough. He said it was like 'going home'."
Robert Angier:"I never thought I'd find an answer at the bottom of a pint glass."
Cutter:"Hasn't stopped you looking."
Cutter:"A pretty assistant is the most effective form of mis-direction."
Robert Angier:"I thought you said I had to get my hands dirty?"
Cutter:"And someday perhaps you will. I just had to know that you can."
Cutter:"Obsession is a young man's game."
Cutter:"I once told you about a sailor who described drowning to me."
Robert Angier:"Yes, he said it was like going home."
Cutter:"I was lying. He said it was agony."
Cutter:"Every magic trick consists of three parts, or acts. The first part is called the Pledge. The magician shows you something ordinary. The second act is called the Turn. The magician takes the ordinary something and makes it into something extraordinary. But you wouldn't clap yet, because making something disappear isn't enough. You have to bring it back."
Cutter:"Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled."
Lieutenant Chard:"The army doesn't like more then one disaster in a day."
Lieutenant Bromhead:"It looks bad in the newspapers and upsets civilians at their breakfast."
Lieutenant Bromhead:"I'll tell my man to clean your kit."
Lieutenant Chard:"Don't bother."
Lieutenant Bromhead:"No bother. I'm not offering to clean it myself."
Lieutenant Bromhead:"What are you waiting for? Come on! Come on!"
Lieutenant Bromhead:"Sixty! We dropped at least sixty wouldn't you say?!"
Adendorff:"Well that leaves only 3940."
Lieutenant Bromhead:"Fire at will!"
Private Owen:"That's very nice of him."
Lieutenant Bromhead:"Well chin, chin. Do carry on with your mud pies."
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