Acclaimed and fan-favorite Canadian actor best known for his role as Captain Malcolm Reynolds in the tv show Firefly. Other notable roles include Saving Private Ryan, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Slither and the tv show Castle.
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Listen, we're holding this ground no matter what." Bendis:"We're gonna die!" Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"We're not gonna die. We can't die Bendis. You know why? Because we are so... very... pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die."
Simon:"So does it happen a lot? Government commandeering your ship, telling you where to go?" Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"That's what governments are for... get in a man's way."
Jayne Cobb: "Captain, can you stop her from being cheerful please?" Captain Malcolm Reynolds: "I don't believe there's power in the Verse that will stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just want to duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." Kaylee: "I love my captain."
Jayne Cobb: "I don't understand why we didn't leave that sob in a pool of his own blood." Captain Malcolm Reynolds: "We'd be dead. Can't get payed if your dead." Jayne Cobb: "Can't get payed if you crawl away like a bitty little bug neither. I got a share of this job. 10 percent of nothing is.... let me do the math here... nothing, and a nothing..."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Now I gotta know how close the Alliance is, exactly how much you told them before Wash scrambled your call. So, I've given Jayne here the job of finding out." Jayne Cobb:"He was non-specific as to how."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Well look at this! Looks like we got here just in the nick of time! What does that make us?" Zoe:"Big damn heroes sir!" Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Ain't we just!"
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"This here is a recipe for unpleasantness. Does she understand that?" River:"She understands. She doesn't comprehend." Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Well I'm glad we made that distinction. No touching guns!"
Zoe Washburne:"Where's River at now?" Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"In her room, which I'm thinking we bolt from the outside from now on." Wash Washburne:"That's a little extreme, isn't it?" Jayne Cobb:"Anyone remember her coming at me with a butcher's knife?" Wash Washburne:"Wacky fun." Jayne Cobb:"You wanna go little man?!" Wash Washburne:"Only if it's someplace with candlelight."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Dear Budda, please bring me a pony, and a plastic rocket..." Inara:"Mal! What are you doing here?!" Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Well you invited me." Inara:"I didn't think for a second you'd be stupid enough to come!" Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Well that makes you kind of a tease doesn't it."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"This is the captain, we have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode."
Operative:"I have to say captain, I am impressed that you would come for her yourself... and that you would make it this far... in that outfit." Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"I can be very graceful when I need to."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"What in the hell happened back there?!" Wash:"Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl... cuz I don't think that's ever getting old."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Listen up, we're coming down to empty that vault!" Guard:"You have to give me your authorization password."
Gunshots Guard:"Ok."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"What was that?" Wash:"Did you see that?" Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Was that the primary buffer panel?" Wash:"It did seem to resemble..." Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Did the primary buffer panel just fall off my goram ship for no apparent reason?!"
Kaylee:"Going on a year now I ain't had nothing twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!" Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Oh God! I can't know that!" Jayne Cobb:"I could stand to hear a little more."
Operative:"Do you really believe that?" Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"I do." Operative:"Are you willing to die for that belief?" Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"I am... Course that ain't exactly plan A."
Operative:"You should know there's no shame in this. You've done remarkable things... but your fighting a war you've already lost." Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Yeah well I'm known for that."
Operative:"That girl will rain destruction down on you and your ship. She is an albatross, Captain." Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Way I remember it, albatross was a ship's good luck, until some idiot killed it. Yes, I've read a poem. Try not to faint."
Zoe:"It's a fair bet the Alliance knows about Mr. Universe. They're gonna see this coming." Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"No... They're not going to see this coming."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"The government's man, he says your a danger to us, not worth helping. Is he right? Are you anything but a weapon? I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..."
Gun Cocks Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Or, we could talk more."
Operative:"I have a warship in deep orbit, Captain. We locked onto Serenity's pulse beacon the moment you hit atmo. I can speak a word and send a missile to that exact location inside of three minutes." Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"You do that, you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"It ain't all buttons and charts, little albatross. You know what the first rule of flying is? Well I suppose you do, since you already know what I'm about to say." River:"I do... But I like to hear you say it." Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Love. You can learn all the math in the Verse, but you take a boat in the air that you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turn of the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she ought to fall down, tells ya she's hurting before she keels. Makes her a home."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"They take you down, I don't expect to grieve over much. Like to kill you myself, I see you again." Operative:"You won't... there is nothing left to see."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Sorry about the throat. I expect you want to say your famous last words right now. Just one trouble, I ain't gonna kill you. Hell, I'm going to grant your greatest wish... I'm going to show you a world without sin."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Does that lock from the inside?" Guard:"Uh yes." Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Get everyone upstairs! You get them down here and you seal it. As long as you got air, you don't open up. You understand?" Guard:"But I..." Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Get them inside the vault!"
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"You all wanna be looking very intently at your own belly buttons. I see a head start to rise, violence is going to ensue. Probably guessed we mean to be thieving here but what we're after is not yours. So, let's have no undue fussing."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Doctor, I'm taking your sister under my protection here. If anything happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you, I will get very choked up. Honestly, there could be tears."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Hey little one. Understand your part in all this?" River:"Do you?" Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"This is what I do darling... this is what I do."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Kaylee, what in the sphincter of hell are you playing at?! We got the primary buffer coming right..." Kaylee:"Everythings shiny, Captain. Not to fret."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds: "I don't plan on any shooting taking place during this job." Jayne Cobb: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar."
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