John McClane:"After all we've been through, I'd hate to have to beat you to death."
Matt Farrell:"You just killed a helicopter with a car!"
John McClane:"I was out of bullets."
Matt Farrell:"What are you doing?! What is that?!"
John McClane:"It's Creedence."
Matt Farrell:"Creedence?!"
John McClane:"Creedence. Creedence Clear Water Revival? Classic rock?"
Matt Farrell:"I know who it is. It's old rock, doesn't make it classic. What sucked back then still sucks now."
John McClane:"You're going to tell me what I want to know or I'm going to beat you to death in your own house."
Thomas Gabriel:"You're very impressed with yourself, aren't you?"
John McClane:"I have my moments."
Matt Farrell:"What are we doing?"
John McClane:"It's a little thing they invented back in the 60's called jogging, you're going to love it. Come on."
Thomas Gabriel:"Mai, talk to me. What's going on?"
John McClane:"Mai? Oh yeah, little asian chick, likes to kick people? I don't think she's going to be talking to anybody for a really long time. Last time I saw her she was at the bottom of an elevator shaft with an SUV rammed up her ass."
John McClane:"That's going to wake the neighbors."
John McClane:"Yippie kay yay!"
RJ:"You were awesome my man! You had me scared! I was about to come out there and beat you with a book myself!"
Hammy the Squirrel:"Oh! Oh! I can burp my ABC's! 'A', 'B', 'C'..."
RJ:"Hammy!"
Hammy the Squirrel:"What is that?!"
RJ:"That my friend, is a magical combination of corn flour, dehydrated cheese solids, BHA, BHT, and good old MSG; a.k.a., the chip, nacho cheese flavor."
RJ:"You like this cookie? Well this cookie's junk!"
Hammy the Squirrel:"But I like the cookie."
RJ:"Oh come on! You haven't even tried donuts yet! You wanna store fat? That is the way to store some fat! You'll be sweating through the winter!"
RJ:"Please! I'm just a desperate guy trying to feed his family!"
Vincent:"You don't have a family."
RJ:"I meant a family of one."
Hartigan: "Breathe steady old man. Prove you're not completely useless. What the hell, go out with a bang."
Hartigan: "It's nothing. Barely a flesh wound. On your feet old man!"
Mr. Church:"Let's quit jerking off, get down to business, see who's hungry."
Mr. Church:"What's his ****ing problem."
Barney Ross:"He wants to be president."
Mr. Church:"You guys aren't going to start sucking each other's dicks are you?"
Officer:"We're sending somebody in to negotiate!"
Gunfire
Korben Dallas:"Anybody else want to negotiate?!
Korben Dallas:"We are just going to wait here a little while till things quiet down if you don't mind."
General:"Major Dallas, you were selected for a mission of the utmost importance."
Korben Dallas:"What mission?"
General:"To save the world."
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