Barney Ross:"Look at these clowns. Hand-picked monkeys."
Lee Christmas:"Are you crazy?! You could have killed me!"
Barney Ross:"You're welcome!"
Trench:"Why don't we have dinner?"
Barney Ross:"Sure, when?"
Trench:"In a thousand years."
Barney Ross:"Too soon."
Barney Ross:"Bullets go faster than blades."
Barney Ross:"What the hell is he doing?"
Lee Christmas:"Hanging a pirate."
Barney Ross:"Don't be ridiculous. Gunner, what are you doing?"
Gunner Jensen:"Hanging a pirate."
Mr. Church:"What's his ****ing problem."
Barney Ross:"He wants to be president."
Lee Christmas:"What's the address."
Barney Ross:"Yeah, it's in my head."
Lee Christmas:"Well do you want to share it?"
Barney Ross:"It's Gloria Cantina."
Lee Christmas:"It's actually Cantina Gloria. It's Spanish."
Barney Ross:"Spanish? Who are you, Zorro?"
Barney Ross:"Last chance. Take it or leave it."
Trench:"Hey, you been sick? You've lost weight."
Barney Ross:"Really? Well whatever weight I lost, you found pal."
Lee Christmas:"I once knew a man called Tool."
Barney Ross:"I love poetry."
Lee Christmas:"To me, was the epitome of cool. He was good with a knife, bad with a wife."
Barney Ross:"That hurts."
Lee Christmas:"And to think he could beat me, dreaming he'd defeat me. Cool Tool, you gotta be a fool."