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Simon Pegg (Born Feb 14th 1970)
English actor, comedian and filmmaker. Best known for his films Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, his role in Mission Impossible III and the JJ Abrams Star Trek film.
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Sound clips from Hot Fuzz (2007)
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Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Which one do you think I'll prefer?"
PC Danny Butterman:"No, I mean which one do you want to watch first?"
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Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Officer."
PC Danny Butterman:"What made you want to be a policeman officer?"
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Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Well, I wouldn't argue that it was a no-holds barred, adrenaline fueled thrill ride, but there's no way you can perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork."
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PC Danny Butterman:"Bring the noise!"
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PC Danny Butterman:"Go!"
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Editor and journalist of the Sandford Citizen."
PC Danny Butterman:"Uh huh."
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Fondness of puns."
PC Danny Butterman:"Go on!"
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Terrible speller."
PC Danny Butterman:"Oh yeah?"
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Nevertheless he uncovered important information about..."
PC Danny Butterman:"George Merchant!"
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Self-made millionaire."
PC Danny Butterman:"Cha ching!"
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Fancied himself as a property developer."
PC Danny Butterman:"Uh huh."
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"So he had big plans for Sanford."
PC Danny Butterman:"Pissed on the floor in the Crown."
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"But, more importantly he was a good friend and client of..."
PC Danny Butterman:"Martin Blower!"
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Respected solicitor."
PC Danny Butterman:"Affirmative!"
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Leader of the local drama society."
PC Danny Butterman:"Bad actor."
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Undoubtedly."
PC Danny Butterman:"Bad driver."
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Not necessarily."
PC Danny Butterman:"Cheating on his missus!"
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Most certainly, and we both know who with."
PC Danny Butterman:"Eve Draper!"
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Blower's leading lady. Distintive laugh."
PC Danny Butterman:"True."
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Favored older men."
PC Danny Butterman:"Fingered."
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Worked at?"
PC Danny Butterman:"Council."
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"More specifically?"
PC Danny Butterman:"Department of Planning and Development!"
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Where George Merchant secured permission to build his dubious mansion on Norris Avenue."
PC Danny Butterman:"So.... maybe they were all accidents."
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Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Uh, it was very enjoyable."
Tim Messenger:"'Cop enjoys watching young lovers'."
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"I don't think so."
Tim Messenger:"Uh, 'local bobby gives thumbs up to teen suicide'?"
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"That's just grossly inappropriate."
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Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"Uh, he's in the freezer."
PC Danny Butterman:"Did you say 'cool off'?"
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"No, I didn't say anything actually."
PC Danny Butterman:"Shame."
Sergeant Nicholas Angel:"There was a bit earlier on that you missed when I distracted him with the cuddly monkey then I said 'play time's over' and I hit him with the peace lily."
Sound clips from Ice Age 3 - Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009)
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Crash & Eddie:"Yes sir!"
Buck:"For danger?!"
Crash & Eddie:"Yes sir!"
Buck:For death?!"
Eddie:"Uh, can you repeat the question?"
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Buck:"Well we tried 'big smelly crack', but that just made everybody giggle."
Sound clips from Shaun of the Dead (2004)
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Ed:"Why don't we just go up?"
Shaun:"No! Don't go up there!"
Ed:"Why not?"
Shaun:"Because A, he might be one of them. And B, he might still be annoyed."
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Shaun:"No."
Ed:"Sign of the times?"
Shaun:"Definitely not."
Ed:"The Batman soundtrack?"
Shaun:"Throw it."
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Liz:"Was that on a beer mat?"
Shaun:"Yeah, it was Guinness Extra Cold."
Liz:"I won't say anything."
Shaun:"Thanks."
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Shaun:"You're the one that's gone from being a chartered accountant to Charleton Heston!"
David:"I'm not a chartered accountant!"
Shaun:"Well you look like one!"
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Shaun:"Yeah well it's Phillips, ok, and he won't let anyone near it. Honestly, I put half a Mars bar in the glovebox once and he chased me around the garden with a bit of wood."
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Shaun:"Not yet."
Dianne:"Don't you get along with your mum Shaun?"
Shaun:"It's not that I don't get on with her..."
David:"Are you shamed by your mum Shaun?"
Shaun:"No! I love my mum!"
Ed:"Yeah, I love his mum. She's like butter!"
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Barbara:"No, but Phillip has."
Shaun:"Oh ok."
Ed:"Has she been bitten?!"
Shaun:"No, Phillip has."
Ed:"Oh, ok."
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Shaun:"Right. We take Pete's car, we drive over to mum's, we go in, take care of Phillip, "I'm so sorry Phillip", then we grab mum, we go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for all this to blow over."
Ed:"Why have we got to go to Liz's?"
Shaun:"Because we do."
Ed:"But she dumped you!"
Shaun:"I have to know if she's all right!"
Ed:"Why?"
Shaun:"Because I love her!"
Ed:"All right, gay! I'm not staying there, though."
Shaun:"Why not?"
Ed:"If we hole up, I wanna be somewhere familiar, I wanna know where the exits are, and I wanna be allowed to smoke."
Shaun:"Okay. We take Pete's car, go around mum's, go in, deal with Phillip, "Sorry Phillip", grab mum, go to Liz's, pick her up, bring her back here, have a cup of tea and wait for all this to blow over."
Ed:"Perfect!"
Shaun:"No, no, no, no, no, wait, we can't bring her back here."
Ed:"Why not?"
Shaun:"Well, it's not really safe, is it?"
Ed:"Yeah, look at the state of it."
Shaun:"Where's safe? Where's familiar?"
Ed:"Where can I smoke?"
Shaun:"Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil, 'Sorry', grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?"
Ed:"Yeah, boyyyeee!"
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Shaun:"Because it's a pub! It's safe! It's secure!"
Ed:"They know us there!"
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Shaun:"Don't say that!"
Ed:"What?"
Shaun:"That!"
Ed:"What?!"
Shaun:"That! The Z word! Don't say it!"
Ed:"Why not?!"
Shaun:"Because it's ridiculous!"
Ed:"Alright! Are there any out there though?"
Sound clips from The Chronicles of Narnia - The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (2010)
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