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Mrs. Lovett:"You're barking mad! Killing a man what done you no harm!"
Sweeney Todd:"He recognized me from the old days. Tried to blackmail me. Half me earnings."
Mrs. Lovett:"Oh, well that's a different matter then. For a moment there I thought you lost your marbles."
Sweeney Todd:"Who sir?! You sir?! No ones in the chair, come on, come on! Sweeney's waiting, I want you bleeders!"
Judge Turpin:"If I see your face again on this street, you'll rue the day you were born."
Sweeney Todd:"I can guarantee to give you without a pennies charge, the closest shave you'll ever know."
Sweeney Todd:"At last! My arm is complete again!"
Sweeney Todd:"What's the sound of the world out there?"
Mrs. Lovett:"What, Mr. Todd? What, Mr. Todd? What is that sound?"
Sweeney Todd:"Those crunching noises pervading the air!"
Mrs. Lovett:"Yes, Mr. Todd! Yes, Mr. Todd! Yes, all around!"
Sweeney Todd:"It's man devouring man, my dear!"
Sweeney Todd & Mrs. Lovett:"And who are we to deny it in here!"
Toby:"T'was Pirelli's
Miracle Elixir, that's what did the trick, sir, true, sir, true. Was it quick sir? Did it in a tick, sir, just like an elixir ought to do!"
Judge Turpin:"You gandered at my ward, Johanna. You gandered at her. Yes, sir, you gandered!"
Judge Turpin:"Though it is my earnest wish ever to temper justice with mercy, your persistent dedication to a life of crime is an abomination before God and man. I therefore sentence you to hang by the neck until you are dead, and may the Lord have mercy on your soul."
Anthony Hope:"I have sailed the world, beheld its wonders, from the Dardanelles to the mountains of Peru. But there's no place like London."
Sweeney Todd:"No, there's no place like London."
Anthony Hope:"Mr. Todd?"
Sweeney Todd:"You are young. Life has been kind to you. You will learn."
Sweeney Todd:"There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and the vermin of the world inhabit it, and its morals aren't worth what a pig could spit, and it goes by the name of London. At the top of the hole sit a privileged few. Making mock of the vermin of the lower zoo. Turning beauty into filth and greed. I too have sailed the world and seen it's wonders, for the cruelty of men is as wondrous as Peru. But there's no place like London!"
Sweeney Todd:"There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and its filled with people who are filled with ****, and the vermin of the world inhabit it! But not for long!"
Signor Adolfo Pirelli:"I am Adolfo Pirelli, the king of the barbers, the barber of kings, e buon giorno, good day. I blow you a kiss! And I, the so famous Pirelli, I wish to know who has a the nerve to say my Elixir is piss! Who says this?!"
Sweeney Todd:"There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and its filled with people who are filled with ****, and the vermin of the world inhabit it!"
Mrs. Lovett:"Poor bugger... oh well."
Signor Adolfo Pirelli:"You hear this foolish man? Now please, you will see how you will regret your folly!"
Sweeney Todd:"Come for a shave, have you lad?"
Mrs. Lovett:"Waste not, want not."