Will Scarlet:"Oh a man could get very affectionate here! I haven't seen so many woman to so few men outside a nunnery! The secret to success is never go for the pretty one. Start with the homely one on the left!"
Sound of an arrow striking a tree
Sir Walter Loxley:"So you will dine with us, but first you must bathe sir. You stink."
King John:"So what would you have? Huh? A castle for every man?"
Robin Longstride:"Every Englishman's home is his castle."
Marion Loxley:"I sleep with a dagger. If you so much as move to touch me, I will sever your manhood. Do you understand?"
Friar Tuck:"If I wasn't the village priest, I'd try for the village drunkard!"
Godfrey:"I'll make the place famous."
Little John:"Fate has smiled upon us at last."
King John:"That's a lot of French."
Robin Longstride:"Girl."
Marion Loxley:"Girl? Either you're going blind or you're looking for charity."
Marion Loxley:"I was an old maid when Robert courted me. I was a daughter of a respectable widow with a thimbleful of noble blood. We were wed, and then a week later he left to join ship for France and the Holy Lands. And that was my married life to a man I hardly knew."
Robin Longstride:"A good knight."
Marion Loxley:"Short, but sweet."
Robin Longstride:"I mean, he was a good knight. A good knight-at-arms, a soldier."
Marion Loxley:"Oh, yes, my knight-in-arms, even so. And I in his."
Marion Loxley:"I trust you had an historic evening."
Sir Walter Loxley:"I feel invigorated. I woke this morning with a tumescent glow."
Robin Longstride:"Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions."
Allan A'Dayle:"Fancy you are, me darling. I loves you all to bits. I'll climb up to your chamber, and under your mountainous...."
Robin Longstride:"Your next move will be your last."
King Richard The Lionheart:"Look what they do for the Lionheart! Look what they do for the Lionheart!"
Friar Tuck:"So, why do they call you 'Little John'?"
Little John:"What are you trying to get at? I'm proportionate!"
Crowd:"Long live the king! Long live the king. Long live the king!"
Allan A'Dayle:"Good friar, where can a man get, well, moderately insensible on drink around here."
Little John:"Allan, he's a man of the cloth. I'm sorry Friar."
Friar Tuck:"Have you coin?"
Allan A'Dayle:"I have coin."
Friar Tuck:"Two pieces, each. Have you tried the honey liquor we call Mead? Come with me. Gives a man a halo, does Mead."
Eleanor of Aquitaine:"Milking a dried udder get's you nothing but kicked off the milking stool!"
King John:"Mother, spare me your farmyard memories. You have none and I don't understand them."
Marion Loxley:"It seems we are to share my chamber. A ruse to convince the servants."
Robin Longstride:"Well, if the aim is deception, should you not be addressing me as 'my husband', or 'my dear'."
Marion Loxley:"Don't be ridiculous! Well, are you coming or not?"
Robin Longstride:"Ask me nicely."
Marion Loxley:"Please, dear husband, will you share my chamber."
Robin Longstride:"None shall pass unless they can answer the riddle!"
Robin Longstride:"We can't repay our good luck with bad grace. It invites darkness."
Robin's Company:"Row me bully boys! We're in a hurry, boys! We've got a long way to go. We'll sing and we'll dance, and bid farewell to France and row me bully boys, row! Row me bully boys! We're in a hurry, boys! We've got a long way to go. We'll sing and we'll dance, and bid farewell to France and row me bully boys, row!"
Sheriff of Nottingham:"By royal decree, Robin Longstride, also known as Robin of the hood, and all who shelter him or aid him are declared outlaws of the realm. Their property is forfeit, and their lives shall be taken by any Englishmen on sight."
Marion Loxley:"Please, dear husband, will you share my chamber."
Allan A'Dayle:"Well done Robin."
Will Scarlet:"You showed him."
Little John:"Right there, she's about my size. I'm gonna make her smile. I'm gonna to make you smile!"
King John:"Gentlemen, we go to war! It is my first time. I shall lead."
Will Scarlet:"Well played! A bit, a bit brash, but well played none the less."
King John:"That's well said."
Marion Loxley:"I've always wondered at the private conversations of men."