Severus Snape:"Avada kedavra!"
Harry Potter:"Brilliant."
Ron Weasley:"How much for this?"
Fred and George Weasley:"5 galleons."
Ron Weasley:"How much for me?"
Fred and George Weasley:"5 galleons."
Ron Weasley:"I'm your brother!"
Fred and George Weasley:"10 galleons."
Severus Snape:"Once again you astonish me with your gifts, Potter. Gifts mere mortals could only dream of possessing. How grand it must be, to be the chosen one."
Severus Snape:"You dare use my own spells against me, Potter?"
Luna Lovegood:"Personally, I think you look a bit more devil-may-care this way, but it's up to you."
Professor Albus Dumbledore:"That was fun."
Waitress:"'Harry Potter'. Who's Harry Potter?"
Harry Potter:"Oh, no one. Bit of a tosser, really."
Tom Riddle:"I can make things move without touching them. I can make animals do what I want without training them. I can make bad things happen to people who are mean to me. I can make them hurt, if I want."
Ron Weasley:"These girls, they're gonna kill me."
Fred and George Weasley:"Hello ladies!"
Professor Albus Dumbledore:"Do you mind if I use the loo?"
Professor Horace Slughorn:"Merlin's beard!"
Professor Horace Slughorn:"Merlin's beard!"
Professor Horace Slughorn:"The answer is still no! Absolutely and unequivocally, no!"
Harry Potter:"Have you ever fixed a nose before?"
Luna Lovegood:"No, but I've done several toes, and how different are they really."
Harry Potter:"How do I look?"
Luna Lovegood:"Exceptionally ordinary."
Draco Malfoy:"Hogwarts. What a pathetic excuse for a school."
Ron Weasley:"What do you suppose Dean sees in her? Ginny?"
Harry Potter:"Well, what does she see in him?"
Ron Weasley:"Dean? He's brilliant."
Harry Potter:"You called him a slick git not 5 hours ago!"
Ron Weasley:"Yeah, well he was running his hands all over my sister, wasn't he. Something snaps and you gotta hate him, on principle."
Hermione Granger:"Repugno."
Harry Potter:"Sectum sempra!"
Luna Lovegood:"I've never been to this part of the castle. At least not while awake. I sleepwalk, you see. That's why I wear shoes to bed."
Rubeus Hagrid:"Seriously misunderstood creatures, spiders are. It's the eyes, I reckon, they unnerve some folk."
Harry Potter:"Not to mention the pincers."
Rubeus Hagrid:"Yeah, I reckon that too."
Professor Albus Dumbledore:"Oh to be young and to feel love's keen sting."
Hermione Granger:"I've always admired your courage Harry, but sometimes you can be really thick."
Harry Potter:"I just apparated, didn't I?"
Professor Albus Dumbledore:"Indeed. Quite successfully too, I might add. Most people vomit the first time."
Harry Potter:"I can't imagine why."
Ron Weasley:"'Unbreakable Vow'. You sure that's what Snape said?"
Harry Potter:"Positive. Why?"
Ron Weasley:"It's just, you can't break an 'Unbreakable Vow'."
Harry Potter:"I worked that much out for myself, funny enough."
Professor Minerva McGonagall:"Why is it, when something happens, it is always you three?"
Ron Weasley:"Believe me, Professor. I've been asking myself the same question for six years."
Lavender Brown:"Oh that's my Won Won!"
Lavender Brown:"Where is he?! Where is my Won Won?! Has he been asking for me?!"
Lavender Brown:"Don't worry Won Won! I'm here! I'm here!"
Draco Malfoy:"Didn't mummy ever tell you it was rude to eavesdrop, Potter!"