Chef:"How come all you guys sit on your helmet?"
Soldier:"So we don't get our balls blown off."
Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore:"Big Duke 6 to Eagle Thrust, put on psy war op. Make it loud. This is a Romeo Fox Trot. Shall we dance?
Colonel Walter E. Kurtz:"The horror.... the horror.
Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore: "I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore:"You smell that? You smell that?"
Lance B. Johnson:"What?"
Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore:"Napalm son. Nothing else in the world smells like that."
Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore:"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of them, not one stinking dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like victory.