Benedick:"And this is my conclusion."
Don Pedro:"If we can do this, Cupid is no longer an archer, his glory shall be ours! For we are the only love gods!"
Benedick:"'Against my will, I am sent to bid you, come into dinner'. There's a double meaning in that."
Benedick:"Ha! The prince, and monsieur love."
Benedick:"They say the lady is fair. Tis a truth I can bear the witness. And virtuous, tis so. I cannot reprove it. And wise, but for loving me. By my truth, its no addition to her wit. Nor no great argument of her folly, for I will be horribly in love with her!"
Benedick:"When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live til I were married."
Benedick:"Serve God, love me, and mend."
Benedick:"May I be so converted and see with these eyes? I cannot tell, I think not! I will not be sworn, but love may transform me to an oyster, but I'll take my oath on it, till he have made an oyster of me, he shall never make me such a fool. One woman is fair, yet I am well, another is wise, yet I am well, another virtuous, yet I am well, but till all graces be in one woman, one woman shall not come in my grace. Rich she shall be, that's certain. Wise, or I'll none. Virtuous, or I'll never cheapen her. Fair, or I'll never look on her. Mild, or come not near me. Of good discourse, an excellent musician, and her hair shall be of what color it please God."
Benedick:"He is in love! With who?! That is your grace's part. With Hero! Leonato's short daughter!"
Beatrice:"But for which of my good parts, did you first suffer love for me?"
Benedick:"Suffer love? A good epitaph! I do suffer love indeed for I love thee against my will!"
Leonato:"Neighbor's, you are tedious!"
Dogberry:"Well, if it pleases your worship to say so, but, we are the poor Duke's officers. But truly for my own part if I were as tedious as a king, I could find in my heart to bestow it all on your worship."
Benedick:"Well you are a rare parrot teacher!"
Beatrice:"A bird of my tongue is better then a beast of yours."
Benedick:"I would my horse had the speed of your tongue."
Benedick:"I should think this a trick, but the gray bearded fellow speaks it."
Dogberry:"Are you good men and true?"
The Watchmen:Yes good sir! Yes good sir! Oi! Oi! Yea!
Don Pedro:"This learned constable is too cunning to be understood."
Benedick:"Love me?! Why?!"
Benedick:"Prince, thou art sad. Get thee a wife! Get thee a wife!"