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Statler:"Is breakfast over?"
Waldorf:"No, why?"
Statler:"Because I think the bacon just ran out."

Kermit the Frog:"Okay guys, we gotta get through that door."
Fozzie the Bear:"Should we just ask permission from those nice men with the rifles?"

Kermit the Frog:"And no matter what happens, no matter what obstacles we face. We'll never forget one of our own!"
Miss Piggy:"I love it when you take charge."
Fozzie the Bear:"Hey! We left Bunsen and Beaker back at the gas station!"
Kermit the Frog:"Uh, Okay well, from this point, no matter what happens, we'll never forget one of our own."

Gonzo:"It said 'watch the sky'."
Rizzo the Rat:"Are you sure it didn't say 'you need help'!?"

Statler:"I wonder if there really is life on other planets."
Waldorf:"What do you care?! You don't have a life on this planet!"

Pepe:"There is a menu correction, ok. We will now be serving bologna sandwiches, but no bread."
Clifford:"I'm already gone!"

Kermit the Frog:"What is he doing up there?"
Rizzo the Rat:"His breakfast cereal told him to sit on the roof."
Clifford:"Oh, talk about whole grain and nuts!"

Agent Barker:"We feel your pain Gonzo."
Gonzo:"They feel my pain!"
Rizzo the Rat:"I have a paper cut that's a doozy, you feel my pain too?"

K. Edgar Singer:"Can this thing go any faster?!"
Rentro:"Uh I'm doing 30. Hey you wanna slow down there buddy! A lot of traffic tonight sir. Safety first."

Dr Teeth:"Shalom!"

K. Edgar Singer:"People of earth! This is one small step for man, and one giant step for, uh, forget it."

Kermit the Frog:"Fozzie! Tell me you didn't wash your hands!"
Fozzie the Bear:"Of course I did. Mom said, always wash your hands."
Kermit the Frog:"Yes, but not when your wearing invisibility spray!"
Fozzie the Bear:"Mom said, no exceptions."