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Captain Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swann:"We're devils, we're black sheep. We're really bad eggs. Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho! Yo ho! Yo ho! A pirates life for me!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Oh I love this song! Really bad eggs!"

Soldier:"Thats got to be the best pirate I've ever seen."
Norrington:"So it would seem..."

Captain Jack Sparrow:"Apparently there's some sort of high toned and fancy to do up at the fort, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen, such as yourselves, did not merit an invitation?"
Murtogg:"Someone has to make sure that this dock stays off-limits to civilians."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"It's a fine goal, to be sure. But it seems to me that a ship like that, makes this one here a bit superfluous, really."
Murtogg:"Oh, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough. But there's no ship as can match the Interceptor for speed."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"I've heard of one, supposed to be very fast, nigh uncatchable... The Black Pearl."
Mullroy:"Well, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor."
Murtogg:"The Black Pearl is a real ship."
Mullroy:"No, it's not."
Murtogg:"Yes it is, I've seen it."
Mullroy:"You've seen it?"
Murtogg:"Yes."
Mullroy:"You haven't seen it."
Murtogg:"Yes, I have."
Mullroy:"You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?"
Murtogg:"No."
Mullroy:"No."
Murtogg:"But I have seen a ship with black sails."
Mullroy:"Oh, and no ship that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails, therefore couldn't possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl. Is that what you're saying?"
Murtogg:"No."
Mullroy:"Like I said, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor... HEY!"

Soldier:"Get away from there! You don't have permission to be aboard there mate!"
Sparrow:"I'm sorry its just such a pretty boat... ship."

Captain Jack Sparrow:"The Black Pearl is gone and unless you have a rudder and a lot of sails hidden in that bodice... unlikely... young Mr. Turner will be dead long before you can reach him."

Sparrow:"Well Mr Turner... I've changed me mind. If you spring me from this cell I swear on pain of death, I shall take you to the Black Pearl and your bonnie lass... do we have an accord?"

Elizabeth Swann:"I can't breathe!"
Norrington:"Yes... I'm a bit nervous myself."

Sparrow:"Gentlemen! Milady... you will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"

Will Turner:"You cheated!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Pirate..."

Captain Jack Sparrow:"And then they made me their chief..."

Pirate:"Hello chum!"

Barbossa:"Your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement, so i 'must' do nothing. And secondly you must be a pirate for the pirates code to apply and your not. And thirdly, the code is more what you would call guidelines than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl Ms Turner."

Governor Swann:"Lieutenant Norrington, I appreciate your fervor, but I am concerned about the effect this subject will have on my daughter."
Norrington:"My apologizes Governor Swann."
Young Elizabeth Swann:"Actually I find it all fascinating!"
Governor Swann:"Yes, that's what concerns me."

Elizabeth Swann:"Pirate or not this man saved my life!"
Norrington:"One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Though it seems enough to condemn him."

Will Turner:"I suppose you didn't deserve that one either."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"No that one I deserved."

Captain Jack Sparrow:"This girl. How far are you willing to go to save her?"
Will Turner:"I'd die for her!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Oh good. No worries then."

Pirate:"You'll be dining with the Captain, and he requests you wear this."
Elizabeth:"Well you may tell the Captain that I am disinclined to acquiesce to his request."
Pirate:"He said you'd say that. He also said if that be the case, you'll be dining with the crew... and you'll be naked."

Young Elizabeth Swann:"Drink up me hearties yo ho. We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot. Drink up me hearties yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho a pirate's life for me."

Elizabeth Swann:"Fine. Well I suppose if it is worthless, then there is no point in me keeping it."
Captain Barbossa:"No!"

Barbossa:"How the blazes did you get off that island?!"
Sparrow:"When you marooned me on that God forsaken spit of land you forgot one very important thing mate... I'm Captain Jack Sparrow."

Captain Jack Sparrow:"Wherever we want to go, we'll go. That's what a ship is you know. It's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs, but what a ship is... what the Black Pearl really is... is freedom."

Pirate:"No reason to fret... just a prick of the finger... a few drops of blood..."
Pirate:"No mistakes this time! He's only half Turner. We spill it all!"
Pirate:"Guess there is reason to fret."

Captain Jack Sparrow:"Who makes all these?!"
Will Turner:"I do! And I practice with them 3 hours a day!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"You need to find yourself a girl mate."

Captain Barbossa:"For too long I've been parched with thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I've been starving to death and haven't died. I feel nothing... not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea... nor the warmth of a woman's flesh... you best start believing in ghost stories Ms Turner... your in one!"

Norrington:"You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"But you have heard of me."

Captain Jack Sparrow:"Stop blowing holes in my ship!"

Captain Barbossa:"I must admit Jack, I thought I had you figured. But it turns out your a hard man to predict."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid."

Murtogg:"This dock is off-limits to civilians."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately."

Pirate:"Now thats what you call ironic..."

Captain Barbossa:"I thank ye Jack."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Your welcome."
Captain Barbossa:"Not you, we named the monkey Jack."

Sparrow:"There'll be no living with her after this..."

Elizabeth Swann:"Captain Barbossa, I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal."
Captain Barbossa:"There were a lot of long words in there, miss. We're naught but humble pirates."

Will Turner:"This is either madness, or brilliance!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide."

Captain Barbossa:"I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means no."

Captain Jack Sparrow:"If you were waiting for the opportune moment... that was it."

Captain Jack Sparrow:"No! Not good! Stop! Not good!"

Pirate:"I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain!"
Elizabeth Swann:"You like pain?! Try wearing a corset!"

Captain Jack Sparrow:"Parla... parsnipe... parsley... partner... partner..."
Ragetti:"Parley?"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"That's the one! Parley!"
Pintel:"Parley?! Damn to the depths whatever mutton head thought of parley!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"That would be the french."

Pintel:"Hello poppet."

Harbormaster:"Hold up there you! It's a shilling to tie up your boat at the dock... and I shall need to know your name."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"What do you say to three shillings and we forget the name."
Harbormaster:"Welcome to Port Royal Mr. Smith."

Will Turner:"How did Jack get off the island?"
Mr. Gibbs:"Well, I'll tell ya. He waded out into the shallows and he waited there three days and three nights. Till all manner of sea creatures became acclimated to his presence. Then on the fourth morning, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft."
Will Turner:"He roped a couple of sea turtles?"
Mr. Gibbs:"Aye, sea turtles."
Will Turner:"What did he use for rope?"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Human hair. From my back."

Captain Jack Sparrow:"No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing?! You burned all the food, the shade, the rum!"
Elizabeth Swann:"Yes the rum is gone."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Why is the rum gone?!"
Elizabeth Swann:"One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels! Two! That signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me! Do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it?!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"But why is the rum gone?!"

Captain Jack Sparrow:"Easy on the goods darling."
Elizabeth Swann:"You're despicable."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Sticks and stones love. I saved your life, you saved mine. We're square."

Captain Barbossa:"And how does a maid come to own a trinket such as that? Family heirloom perhaps?"
Elizabeth Swann:"I didn't steal it if that's what you mean."

Elizabeth Swann:"I think it would be rather exciting to meet a pirate."
Norrington:"Think again, Ms. Swann. Violent, dissolute creatures, the lot of them. I intend to see to it that any man who sails under a pirate flag or wears a pirate brand gets what he deserves... a short drop and a sudden stop."

Mullroy:"What's your name"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Smith! Or smithy, if you like."
Mullroy:"What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?"
Murtogg:"Yeah, and no lies!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out."
Murtogg:"I said no lies!"
Mullroy:"I think he's telling the truth."
Murtogg:"If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you."

Captain Jack Sparrow:"Welcome to the Caribbean love."

Captain Barbossa:"Who are you?!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"No one! He's no one. A distant cousin of my aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice though... eunuch."

Captain Jack Sparrow:"Perhaps the reason you practice 3 hours a day is that you already found one, and otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet... your not a eunuch are you?"

Will Turner:"Where's Elizabeth?!"
Captain Jack Sparrow:"She's safe just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth who is in fact a woman."

Captain Jack Sparrow:"Mr Cotton! Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death? Mr Cotton! Answer man!"
Mister Gibbs:"He's a mute sir... poor devil had his tongue cut out. So he trained the parrot to talk for him. No ones yet figured how."
Captain Jack Sparrow:"Mr Cotton's parrot... same question."
Parrot:"Wind in his sails... wind in his sails."
Mister Gibbs:"Mostly we figured that means yes."

Captain Jack Sparrow:"And really bad eggs. Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho."