An aspiring scientist discovers how to "slide" between alternate universes. When an accident traps himself (Quinn), along with fellow travelers Wade, Rembrandt and Professor Arturo on an alternate world, they must find a way to return home.
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Remmy:"Listen to me... I'm the Crying Man, you are the backup singers. Now that's just the natural order of things. If we all start crying its just gonna confuse the audience."
- from the episode 'Post Traumatic Slide Syndrome'
Remmy:"Fellas!" Spinning Top:"Rembrandt, we've been thinking. Now if your gonna kick of this gig with Cry Like A Man, some changes gotta take place." Maurice:"Yeah changes!" Spinning Top:"Now you plan on crying like always?" Remmy:"Of course. The fans would riot of I skimped on the tears." Spinning Top:"Well if your gonna cry, we're crying too." Maurice:"That's right! Why should you be the only one weeping? We get just as sad as you!"
Remmy:"Sorry ladies and gentlemen. We are are leaving now so enjoy the rest of the evening, and tell all your family and friends that you saw the crying man in the flesh."
Rembrandt:"Who do you suppose they're going to eat first?" Professor Arturo:"I suppose the younger, more tender." Quinn:"Age before beauty, its a universal tenant." Rembrandt:"Don't look at me, I'm just a chicken mcnugget, you're the quarter pounder!"
Professor Arturo:"I am not Mr. Pavarotti. Mr. Pavarotti is an Italian. He speak-a like-a this. Do I speak-a like this? No. Why?! Because I am an Englishman, you blistering idiot!"
Professor Arturo:"Well gentleman, we're in a world where they do not like to kiss pretty ladies for a little over 2 days." Rembrandt:"Oh great! We get 20 minutes in wealthy land, we're stuck 2 days here in psychoville!"
Professor Arturo:"I love a well made barrel lock Mr. Brown. All those sensitive tumblers awaiting the intimate caress of a precision made key." Remmy:"You can pick it?" Professor Arturo:"In a manner of speaking."
Wade:"I used to have the biggest crush on him.... did you know that? Now after everything we've been through.... I just really love him, you know.... without condition. I'd give my life for him."
Remmy:"Whoa now slow down. He did what?" Quinn:"He gave her an engagement ring." Remmy:"This is unbelievable!" Professor Arturo:"Not as far as he's concerned." Remmy:"After one date?!" Professor Arturo:"Well bear in mind she hasn't said yes yet." Remmy:"Ok now is she wearing the ring?" Quinn:"She didn't want to take it... he insisted." Remmy:"Don't you guys know anything about women?! Once they put the rock on the finger its all over!"
Quinn:"She's off the deep end!" Remmy:"Listen Q Ball you're only making it worse." Quinn:"He's manipulating her! It's obvious!" Remmy:"That's right and she knows it. Last thing she wants is to hear that from you. Just makes her feel like your manipulating her too." Quinn:"Where in the hell you get to be such an expert?!" Remmy:"I'm the Crying Man... you think that just happens?"