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Tom Hardy:"Ok, at some point I want you to go bad cop on him. The signal will be my rubbing my nose."
Captain Osbourne:"Not scratching your balls?"
Tom Hardy:"Look for both. Any donuts around here?"

Tom Hardy:"Osbourne, murder is basic. No conspiracies, no grand mysteries, no puppet masters behind the scenes, pulling the strings. Everyone is capable of murder."

Captain Osbourne:"I know who you are. The DA is investigating you for bribery."
Tom Hardy:"Suspicion of bribery. It's all in the wording really."
Captain Osbourne:"Well wording aside, I'm not comfortable having you involved with this case."
Tom Hardy:"Well three things, first you don't have a choice, second I've never taken a bribe in my life, and third I'm still a little drunk from earlier today, so if I skip over the witty banter and move straight on to coming on to you, I hope you don't take offense."

Tom Hardy:"Is he cute?"
Captain Osbourne:"Excuse me?"
Tom Hardy:"Dunbar, is he cute?"
Captain Osbourne:"Sir, if your not going to take this seriously..."
Tom Hardy:"Is he handsome? Is he self-assured? Does he carry himself well? Does he look you in the eyes when you talk to him or down at the floor? Does he have good bones which suggests good breeding? Does he slouch or sit up? These are important questions that reveal a great deal about a man's character. Now look, get over yourself for two and a half seconds and tell me is he cute."

Styles:"Osbourne's the closest thing we have to an in-house investigator."
Tom Hardy:"And here you are going out of house. Now how does that make you feel, Jules?"
Captain Osbourne:"Hostile and uncooperative, sir."
Tom Hardy:"Fantastic."

Captain Osbourne:"The soldier we're talking too first is Dunbar."
Tom Hardy:"Is he in an interrogation room?"
Captain Osbourne:"Yes sir."
Tom Hardy:"Move him."
Captain Osbourne:"Why?"
Tom Hardy:"Because interrogation rooms tend to look suspiciously like interrogation rooms, which makes people uncomfortable."

Captain Osbourne:"Doesn't get unofficial-er than that."

Captain Osbourne:"What about Dunbar?! What about what he said about the drugs?!"
Tom Hardy:"Osbourne, you are incredible! If someone had said 'Santa Claus', you'd say 'you can't leave now Hardy, we haven't explored the flying reindeer angle'!"

Tom Hardy:"Osbourne, I swear to god you call me 'sir' one more time, I'm going to scream."

Tom Hardy:"Osbourne, do I look like a sir to you?"
Captain Osbourne:"Not particularly sir."

Sergeant West:"Those of you I deem unworthy, will not remain. Is that understood? Can I get a Hoo-Ah Sergeant?!"
Soldiers:"Hoo-ah Sergeant!"
Sergeant West:"Those of you I find lacking will quit. And those of you who refuse to quit will have a training accident. This base suffers three training accidents a year. Unfortunate accidents that I will not hesitate to repeat if you cross me! Is that understood?! Give me a Hoo-Ah Sergeant!"
Soldiers:"Hoo-ah Sergeant!"

Sergeant West:"Why did this young woman have a weapon pointed at your head?"
Tom Hardy:"This is Captain Osbourne, and she has had a long day."