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Will Ferrell (Born Jul 16th 1967)
Acclaimed American comedian, actor and writer. His more famous roles include Anchorman, Elf, Old School, Stranger than Fiction and Zoolander.
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Sound clips from Anchorman - The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
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Champ Kind:"It's anchorMAN! Not anchorLADY! And that is a scientific fact!"
Brick Tamland:"I don't know what we're yelling about!"
Brian Fantana:"You're with us, Ron, what do you think?"
Ron Burgundy:"She... Sh... It's terrible! She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon!"
Brick Tamland:"Loud noises!"
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Ron Burgundy:"I'm not a baby, I am a man! I am an anchorman!"
Veronica Corningstone:"You are not a man! You are a big fat joke!"
Ron Burgundy:"I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn! That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."
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Ron Burgundy:"Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era."
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Brick Tamland:"I don't know."
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Arturo Mendes:"Of course!"
Ron Burgundy:"And that's it! Now let's do this!"
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Champ Kind:"It jumped up a notch."
Ron Burgundy:"It did, didn't it?"
Brick Tamland:"Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart."
Ron Burgundy:"I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?"
Brick Tamland:"Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident."
Ron Burgundy:"Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safe house or a relative close by. Lay low for a while because you're probably wanted for murder. I'm proud of you fellas. You kept your head on a swivel and that's what you gotta do when you find yourself in a vicious cockfight!"
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Ron Burgundy:"Wow... Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight."
Brian Fantana:"No, she gets a special cologne. It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries. Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good."
Ron Burgundy:"It's quite pungent."
Brian Fantana:"Oh yeah."
Ron Burgundy:"It's a formidable scent. It stings the nostrils. In a good way."
Brian Fantana:"Yep."
Ron Burgundy:"Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline."
Brian Fantana:"They've done studies you know. 60% of the time, it works every time."
Ron Burgundy:"That doesn't make sense."
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Ed Harken:"Damn it! Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?!"
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Brian Fantana:"This is grim. Real Grim."
Champ Kind:"What are we going to do?"
Ron Burgundy:"There's only one thing a man can do when he's suffering from a spiritual and existential funk."
Champ Kind:"Go to the zoo, flip off the monkeys?"
Ron Burgundy:"No... buy new suits!"
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Ron Burgundy:"Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?"
Brick Tamland:"I love lamp."
Ron Burgundy:"Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?"
Brick Tamland:"I love lamp! I love lamp!"
Sound clips from Stranger than Fiction (2006)
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Ana Pascal:"You mean, am I a member..."
Harold Crick:"An anarchist group, yes."
Ana Pascal:"Anarchists have a group?"
Harold Crick:"I believe so, sure."
Ana Pascal:"They assemble?"
Harold Crick:"Uh I don't know."
Ana Pascal:"Wouldn't that completely defeat the purpose?"
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Ana Pascal:"Well I won't be paying, no matter the percentage Mr. Crick."
Harold Crick:"No I know, but the percent determines how big your cell is."
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Harold Crick:"I just started auditing a woman who told me to get bent."
Dr. Jules Hilbert:"Well that sounds like a comedy."
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Harold Crick:"Shut up!"
Kay Eiffel:"Cursing the heavens in futility."
Harold Crick:"No I'm not! I'm cursing you! You stupid voice! So shutup and leave me alone!"
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Harold Crick:"What? What? Hey! Hello?! What?! Why?! Why my death?! Hello?! Excuse me?! When?! How imminent?!"
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Dave:"How are you being followed, you're not moving."
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Harold Crick:"Ok."
Dr. Jules Hilbert:"No, wait a minute. You could be dead by friday."
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Harold Crick:"Oh I'm Harold, her main character."
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Harold Crick:"Professor Hilbert, I'm an IRS agent. Everyone hates me."
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Harold Crick:"No."
Dr. Jules Hilbert:"Ever?"
Harold Crick:"Engaged to an auditor. She left me for an actuary."
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Dave:"Sure."
Harold Crick:"If you knew you were gonna die... possibly soon, what would you do?"
Dave:"Well I don't know. Am I the richest man in the world?"
Harold Crick:"No, you're you."
Dave:"Do I have a superpower?"
Harold Crick:"No, you're you."
Dave:"I know I'm me, but do I have a superpower?"
Harold Crick:"No, why would you have a superpower?"
Dave:"I don't know, you said it was hypothetical."
Harold Crick:"Fine, yes, you're really good at math."
Dave:"That's not a power, that's a skill."
Harold Crick:"Okay, you're good at math and you're invisible. And you know you're gonna die."
Dave:"Okay, okay. That's easy, I'd go to space camp."
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Harold Crick:"No. No it's not Schizophrenia. It's just a voice in my head."
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Harold Crick:"You have very straight teeth."
Kay Eiffel:"Very small talk."
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Ana Pascal:"Actually it's my weekly evil conspiracy and needle point group. Want to come?"
Harold Crick:"I left my thimbles and Socialist reading material at home."
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Harold Crick:"Auditor/Auditee protocol?"
Ana Pascal:"Yeah."
Harold Crick:"Yeah, but I don't care."
Ana Pascal:"Why?"
Harold Crick:"Because I want you."
Sound clips from The Lego Movie (2014)
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