Ella:"Look I think its only fair to warn you that I'm practiced in the ancient art of Origami."
Thug:"Paper folding?"
Ella:"Oh, I was hoping you wouldn't know what that was."
Edgar:"Oh, dear. How clumsy of me. Pick it up. Very good. Now touch your toes."
Ella:"Oh, no."
Edgar:"Oh, yes. And while you're about it, why don't you pat your head and rub your tummy at the same time? Now jump up and down."
Ella:"Please stop."
Edgar:"Wait. Perhaps you know this one.. Put your left foot in, put your left foot out, put your left foot in and shake it all about. Shake, shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake. Shake your booty. Shake your booty. Oh ho ha ha! This is fabulous!"
Heston:"Hate to be a party pooper, but Edgar, evil plans, remember?"
Edgar:"Yes, you're right. Okay, stop."
Ella:"I wonder if my opponent has based her opinion on the Prince's politics or how cute she thinks his butt is."
Ella:"What's with the Prince pinups?"
Olive:"Hattie is the President of the Prince Char fan club."
Ella:"You know Char and his uncle are responsible for the segregation of the kingdom."
Hattie:"So? He's dreamy."
Nish:"I am the ogre, Nish. How would you like to be eaten? Baked? Boiled? Shish-kabobed?"
Ella:"How about free range?"
Char:"I hope this is a good idea. They must hate the royal family."
Ella:"No, they'll respect your courage at showing up here. Besides, they don't hold grudges. They're bigger than that."
Char:"So traveling with an elf, Your boyfriend couldn't make it?"
Ella:"No."
Char:"Oh."
Ella:"Because I don't have one."
Char:"Oh."
Ella:"What about you? Your girlfriend doesn't mind being left alone?"
Char:"I don't have a girlfriend."
Ella:"Oh."
Char:"I have many."
Ella:"Oh."
Char:"I'm kidding, you shouldn't believe everything you read in Medieval Teen."
Hattie:"Ella! Stop kissing him! You are never to kiss him again!"
Ella:"You wanna bet?"
Mandy:"I love you too, my little pookie pages."
Benny:"Not as much as I love you, cuddlebuns."
Mandy:"Oh I love you more."
Ella:"Ok! Lots of love. Moving on."
Char:"Marry me?"
Ella:"Now that I'll do."
Ella:"Are you ok?"
Slannen:"No, I am not ok! I think I broke something, or dislocated it. No, no, just a click."
Ella:"Oh, my step sister Hattie would die if she knew I was here. She's the President of your fan club."
Char:"Oh Hattie. Yes, thank you. Now I know what name to put on the restraining order."
Hattie:"Just admit you're stupid and don't know what you're talking about."
Ella:"I'm stupid and I don't know what I'm talking about."
Char:"You're the first maiden I've met who hasn't swooned at the sight of me."
Ella:"Then maybe I've done you some good."
Ella:"I've seen weirder couples. None that immediately come to mind, but still."
Ella:"Thank you!"
Slannen:"Yeah, whatever."
Agent 99:"Ok Max, a little heads up. These are high intensity lasers, so whatever part of you does touch gets sliced off."
Maxwell Smart (Agent 86):"One more reason why boxers were a bad idea."
Agent 99:"Are you staring at my butt?"
Maxwell Smart (Agent 86):"No I am not. I might have been before but I... Now I am again. Alright, I'm stopping."
Agent 99:"Did you see anything while I was dancing?"
Maxwell Smart (Agent 86):"Just once, but I don't think you expected him to lift you so high."
Agent 99:"Do you ever think before you speak?"
Larabee:"No, I just whip it out there."
Selina / Catwoman:"My mother warned me about getting into cars with strange men."
Bruce Wayne / Batman:"This isn't a car."
John 'Robin' Blake:"I showed your picture to the Congressman. Guess what?"
Selina / Catwoman:"Don't tell me. Still in love?"
John 'Robin' Blake:"Oh head over heels. Pressing charges though."
Selina / Catwoman:"The rich don't even go broke the same as the rest of us, huh."
Selina / Catwoman:"You think all this can last? There's a storm coming, Mr. Wayne. You and your friends better batten down the hatches, because when it hits, you're all gonna wonder how you ever thought you could live so large and leave so little for the rest of us."
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