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Commander Deanna Troi:"Have you noticed how your boobs have started to firm up?"
Dr. Beverly Crusher:"Not that we care about such things in this day and age."

Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Commander Data and Commander Worf singing A British Tar from H.M.S. Pinafore

Lt. Commander Worf:"Captain, the Son'a crew would like to negotiate a ceasefire. It may have something to do with the fact that we have three minutes of air left."

Lt. Commander Worf:"I have an odd craving for the blood of a live Kolar beast. This environment must be affecting me again."
Lt. Commander Data:"And have you noticed how your boobs have started to firm up?"

Captain Jean-Luc Picard:"Who the hell are we to determine the next course of evolution for these people?!"

Captain Jean-Luc Picard:"Can anyone remember when we used to be explorers?"

Lt. Commander Worf:"Definitely feeling aggressive tendencies sir!"

Ad'har Ru'afo:"I'm going to miss these little flesh-stretching sessions of ours my dear."

Lt. Commander Data:"In the event of a water landing, I have been designed to serve as a flotation device."

Commander Riker:"Our guests have arrived. They are eating the floral arrangements on the banquet tables."
Doctor Beverly Crusher:"I guess they don't believe in cocktails before dinner."
Counselor Deanna Troi:"Oh my God, are they vegetarian? That's not in there!"
Captain Jean-Luc Picard:"Perhaps we should have the chef whip up a light balsamic vinaigrette. Something that goes well with chrysanthemums."

Commander Riker:"Photon Torpedo. Isn't that the universal greeting when communications are down?"
Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge:"I think its the universal greeting when you don't like someone."

Lt. Commander Data:"I feel obliged to point out that the environmental anomalies may have stimulated certain rebellious instincts common to youth, which could affect everyone's judgment."

Commander Riker:"Klingons never do anything small, do you."

Captain Jean-Luc Picard:"Mister Worf, do you know Gilbert and Sullivan?"
Lt. Commander Worf:"No sir, I have not had a chance to meet all the new crew members since I have been back."

Lt. Commander Data:"Saddle up, lock and load."

Captain Jean-Luc Picard:"Ru'afo, we're getting too old for this."
Ad'har Ru'afo:"After today, that won't be a problem. For either of us."

Captain Jean-Luc Picard:"On screen."

Ad'har Ru'afo:"I do not take orders from you!"

Captain Jean-Luc Picard:"Don't panic!"
Anij:"I've been shot at, thrown into the lake out of a ship that's come to abduct us. What's there to panic about?"

Commander Riker:"Red alert! All hands, battle stations!"

Commander Riker:"We're through running from these bastards!"

Ad'har Ru'afo's famous scream

Commander Riker:"Smooth as an androids bottom, eh Data?"

Captain Jean-Luc Picard:"There's one thing I don't understand. In 300 years, you never learned to swim?"
Anij:"I just haven't got around to it yet."

Son'a Officer:"He wouldn't."
Lt. Commander Worf:"Yes, he would."

Admiral Dougherty:"Jean-Luc, we're only moving 600 people."
Captain Jean-Luc Picard:"How many people does it take, Admiral, before it becomes wrong? A thousand, fifty thousand, a million? How many people does it take, Admiral?!"

Counselor Deanna Troi:"Yuck!"
Commander Riker:"Yuck?"
Counselor Deanna Troi:"I've never kissed you with a beard before."
Commander Riker:"I kiss you and you say yuck?"