Scotty: "Had a little debate with my instructor on the issue of relativistic physics and how it pertains to subspace travel. He seemed to think that the range of transporting something like a, like a grapefruit was limited to about 100 miles. I told him that I could not only beam a grapefruit from one planet to the adjacent planet in the same system; which is easy, by the way. I could do it with a life form. So, I tested it out on Admiral Archer's prized beagle."
James Kirk: "Wait, I know that dog. What happened to it?"
Scotty: "I'll tell you when it reappears. I don't know, I do feel guilty about that."
Captain Pike:"You know, your father was captain of a starship for twelve minutes. He saved 800 lives, including your mothers and yours. I dare you to do better."
Doctor Leonard 'Bones' McCoy:"I may throw up on you."
Jim Kirk:"You know, I think these things are pretty safe."
Doctor Leonard 'Bones' McCoy:"Don't pander to me kid. One tiny crack in the hull and our blood boils in thirteen seconds. Solar flare might crop up, cook us in our seats. And wait till you're sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles, see if you're still so relaxed when your eyeballs bleed."
Doctor Leonard 'Bones' McCoy:"I may throw up on you."
Jim Kirk:"You know, I think these things are pretty safe."
Doctor Leonard 'Bones' McCoy:"Don't pander to me kid. One tiny crack in the hull and our blood boils in thirteen seconds. Solar flare might crop up, cook us in our seats. And wait till you're sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles, see if you're still so relaxed when your eyeballs bleed."
Jim Kirk: "Well, I hate to break this to you, but Starfleet operates in space."
Doctor Leonard 'Bones' McCoy:"Yeah. Well, I got nowhere else to go. The ex-wife took the whole damn planet in the divorce. All I got left is my bones."
Federation Cadet:"Hey, farm boy, maybe you can't count, but there are four of us and one of you."
Jim Kirk:"So, get two more guys and then it'll be an even fight."
Sarek:"You are fully capable of deciding your own destiny. The question you face is: which path will you choose? This is something only you can decide."
Scotty: "So, the Enterprise has had its maiden voyage, has it? She is one well-endowed lady. I'd like to get my hands on her 'ample nacelles', if you pardon the engineering parlance."
Scotty: "I like this ship! You know, it's exciting."
Doctor Leonard 'Bones' McCoy:"I suffer from Aviaphobia! It means fear of dying in something that flies!"
Jim Kirk:"So what kind of combat training do you have?"
Hikaru Sulu:"Fencing."
Spock Prime: "I have been and always shall be your friend."
Doctor Leonard 'Bones' McCoy:"Green blooded hob-goblin."
Young Spock:"I presume you have prepared new insults for today."
Spock Prime: "Put aside logic. Do what feels right."
Spock Prime: "Since my customary farewell would appear oddly self-serving, I shall simply say good luck."
Scotty: "Dilithium chamber at maximum, Captain."
Jim Kirk:"I don't believe in no-win scenarios."
Mr Spock:"Permission to come aboard, Captain."
Jim Kirk:"Prepare to engage thrusters."
Mr Spock:"Live long and prosper."
Mr Spock:"I would cite regulation, but I know you will simply ignore it."
Jim Kirk:"Don't you at least want to know my name before you completely reject me?"
Jim Kirk:"Don't you want to at least know my name before you completely reject me?"
Chief Engineer Olson:"I can't wait to kick some Romulan ass! "
Nyota Uhura:"I'm impressed. For a moment there I thought you were just a dumb hick who only had sex with farm animals."
Jim Kirk:"Well, not only."
Scotty: "I'm giving you all she's got captain!"
Spock Prime: "Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Her ongoing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life-forms and new civilizations; to boldly go where no one has gone before."
Doctor Leonard 'Bones' McCoy:"Permission to speak freely sir."
Mr Spock:"We are traveling at warp speed. How did you manage to beam aboard this ship?"
Jim Kirk:"You're the genius, you figure it out."
Mr Spock:"As acting captain of this vessel, I order you to answer the question."
Jim Kirk:"Well I'm not telling, acting captain."
Jim Kirk:"So you're a cadet. You're studying. What's your focus?"
Nyota Uhura:"Xenolinguistics. You have no idea what that means."
Jim Kirk:"Study of alien languages. Morphology, Phonology, Syntax. It means you've got a talented tongue."
Doctor Leonard 'Bones' McCoy:"Are you out of your Vulcan mind?!"
Jim Kirk:"You can whistle really loud. You know that?"
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