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Antonio Banderas (Born Aug 10th 1960)
Celebrated Spanish actor, director, producer and singer. His many films include The Mask of Zorro, the Shrek film series, Desperado and Spy Kids.
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Sound clips from Shrek 2 (2004)
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Donkey:"I'm sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been taken! Let's go Shrek!"
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Shrek:"What choice do I have? She loves that pretty boy Prince Charming."
Donkey:"Aw come on now... is he really that good looking?"
Ugly Stepsister:"Are you kidding? He's gorgeous! He has a face that looks like it was carved by angels."
Puss in Boots:"Aww he sounds dreamy."
Shrek:"You know... shockingly, this isn't making me feel any better."
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Puss in Boots:"Toadstool softner?"
Donkey:"Oh yeah right! I'm sure a nice BM is a perfect solution for marital problems!"
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Donkey:"Thanks... I'm just not in the mood."
Puss in Boots:"It will cheer you up! We'll find you a nice burro."
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Shrek:"Join the club... we've got jackets."
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King:"Sorry I hope I'm not interrupting but I'm told your the one to talk to about an... ogre problem?"
Puss in Boots:"You are told correct... but for this I charge a great deal of money."
King:"Would this?..."
Puss in Boots:"You have engaged my valuable services your majesty. Just tell me where I can find this ogre."
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Donkey:"I don't feel any different... do I look any different?"
Puss in Boots:"You still look like an ass to me."
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Shrek: "Then why don't we pop in there for a spell."
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Donkey: "Oh no no no I don't think so. If there's gonna be any animal testing, I'm gonna do it! That's the best friends job! Now give me that bottle!"
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Pinocchio: "What should I say?"
Gingy: "Anything, but quick!"
Donkey: "Say something crazy, like 'I'm wearing ladies underwear'."
Pinocchio: "I'm uh, I'm wearing ladies underwear."
Shrek: "Are you?"
Pinocchio: "I most certainly am not."
Donkey: "It looks like you most certainly am are."
Pinocchio: "I am not."
Puss in Boots: "What Kind?"
Gingy: "It's a thong!"
Pinocchio: "Ow! They're briefs!"
Gingy: "Are not!"
Pinocchio: "Are too!"
Gingy: "Are not!"
Pinocchio: "Are too!"
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Donkey: "Trotting trotting trotting in place! Yeah!.... what?"
Sound clips from Shrek Forever After (AKA Shrek 4) (2010)
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Sound clips from Shrek the Third (3) (2007)
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Puss in Boots:"Hey! Hey! Be very careful with those! Hee Haw! They were made in Madrid by the finest Hee Haw!"
Donkey:"Oh you'll learn to control that."
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Donkey:"It's going to be great Artie! You'll be living in the lap of luxury. They got the finest chefs around, waiting for you to place your order!"
Puss in Boots:"Fortunately, you'll have the royal food tasters."
Artie:"Oh yeah? What do they do?"
Puss in Boots:"They taste the food before the king eats, to make sure it's not poisoned."
Shrek:"Or too salty."
Donkey:"Don't worry about it. You'll be safe and sound with the help of your bodyguards."
Artie:"Bodyguards?"
Puss in Boots:"All of them, willing at a moments notice to lay down their own lives out of devotion to you."
Artie:"Really?"
Puss in Boots:"The whole kingdom will look to you for wisdom and guidance."
Donkey:"Just make sure they don't die of famine."
Puss in Boots:"Or plague."
Donkey:"Oh, plague is bad."
Puss in Boots:"The coughing, the groaning, the festering sores."
Shrek:"Oh ho ho, festering sores. You are one funny kitty cat!"
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Man:"This is a costume?"
Shrek:"AYYYYEE! Worked on it all night long!"
Man:"Looks pretty real to me."
Puss in Boots:"If it were real, could I do this?"
Shrek:"OWWW!"
Donkey:"Or this?"
Shrek:"OWWWW! If it were real, that would've been agonizingly painful."
Donkey:"Now watch this!"
Shrek:"That's quite enough boys!"
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Puss in Boots:"But how did you receive the wedgies when you are clearly not a wearer of the underpants."
Donkey:"Let's just say some things are better left unsaid and leave it at that!"
Sound clips from The 13th Warrior (1999)
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Herger the Joyous:"An engineering dispute."
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Herger the Joyous:"Ride till we find them, kill them all."
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Weath the Musician:"Give an Arab a sword and he makes a knife!"
Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan:"It works."
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Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan:"I think my nose is ruined."
Olga:"A small price."
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Herger the Joyous:"Very soon, you will be."
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Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan:"I cannot lift this!"
Herger the Joyous:"Grow stronger!"
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Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan:"Do that again and you'll make it."
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Herger the Joyous:"My mother, and my sisters, and my brothers."
Buliwyf:"'Lo, there do I see..."
Herger the Joyous:"The line of my people..."
Edgtho the Silent:"Back to the beginning."
Weath the Musician:"'Lo, they do call to me."
Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan:"They bid me take my place among them."
Buliwyf:"In the halls of Valhalla..."
Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan:"Where the brave..."
Herger the Joyous:"May live..."
Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan:"Forever."
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