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John Cleese (Born Oct 27th 1939)
Famous British actor, comedian and writer best known for his work with the Monty Python group, Fawlty Towers and many other films and tv shows.
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Sound clips from Monty Python - Life of Brian (1979)
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Man: "Uh, well one."
Reg: "Ah, yeah there's one. But otherwise, we're solid! Are you with us?"
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Loretta: "And from our fathers' fathers' fathers."
Reg: "Yeah."
Loretta: "And from our fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers."
Reg: "All right Stan, don't labor the point. And what have they ever given us in return?!"
Brian: "The aqueduct?"
Reg: "What?"
Brian: "The aqueduct?"
Reg: "Oh, yeah yeah they did give us that. That's true."
Terrorist: "And sanitation."
Loretta: "Oh yeah, the sanitation Reg. Remember what the city used to be like."
Reg: "Alright, I'll grant you the aqueduct and the sanitation. The two things the Roman's have done."
Terrorist: "And the roads!"
Reg: "Well obviously the roads. I mean, the roads go without saying, don't they. But apart from the sanitation, the aqueduct and the roads..."
Terrorist: "Irrigation?"
Terrorist: "Medicine?"
Terrorist: "Education?"
Reg: "All right, fair enough."
Terrorist: "And the wine?"
Francis: "Yeah, that's something we'd really miss Reg, if the Romans left."
Terrorist: "Public baths?"
Loretta: "And it's safe to walk on the streets at night now, Reg."
Francis: "Yeah they certainly like to keep order. Let's face it. They're the only ones who could in a place like this."
Reg: "All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?"
Brian: "Brought peace?"
Reg: "Oh peace? Shut up!"
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Reg: "Listen, if you wanted to join the PFJ, you'd have to really hate the Romans."
Brian: "I do!"
Reg: "Oh yeah? How much?"
Brian: "A lot!"
Reg: "Alright, you're in."
Sound clips from Shrek 2 (2004)
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Prince Charming:"Do you think so..... dad... I was so hoping you'd approve."
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King:"Charming! Is that you! My gosh its been years! When did you get back?"
Charming:"Oh about 5 minutes ago actually... After I endured blistering winds, scorching deserts! I climbed to the highest peak in the tallest tower!!..."
Fairy Godmother:"Mummy can handle this.... He endures blistering winds and scorching deserts! He climbs to the highest bloody room at the tallest bloody tower! And what does he find? Some gender confused wolf telling him that his princess is already married!"
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King:"Indeed not..."
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King:"Sorry I hope I'm not interrupting but I'm told your the one to talk to about an... ogre problem?"
Puss in Boots:"You are told correct... but for this I charge a great deal of money."
King:"Would this?..."
Puss in Boots:"You have engaged my valuable services your majesty. Just tell me where I can find this ogre."
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Shrek:"Ogres! Yes!"
Queen:"Not that there's anything wrong with that.... right harold?!"
King:"Oh no no of course not. That is assuming that you don't eat your own young!"
Fiona:"Dad?!"
Shrek:"Oh no! We usually prefer the ones who've been locked away in a tower!"
Fiona:"Shrek please!"
King:"I only did that because I love her!"
Shrek:"Oh aye! Daycare? Or dragon guarded castle!"
King:"You wouldn't understand! Your not her father!"
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King:"I'm sorry Lillian... I just wish I could be the man you deserve."
Queen:"Your more that man today than you ever were... warts and all."
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Charming:"I'll have the medieval meal."
Fairy Godmother:"Yeah one medieval meal... and Harold? Curly fries?"
King:"No no thank you."
Fairy Godmother:"Sourdough? Soft taco?"
King:"No really I'm fine."
Girl:"Your order fairy godmother."
