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Jake Fischer: "Evening mam. Can I buy you a drink?"
Emily Thomas: "I don't think so."
Jake Fischer: "You don't know what your missing."
Emily Thomas: "You sure you want to go with that one? That's like your top of the line, A game material?"

- The Guardian

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Senior Chief Ben Randall: "When the heck did we get old?"
Maggie McGlone: "Hell, I've always been old Ben. You know what though, I don't mind. I mean if my muscles ache, it's because I've used 'em. It's hard for me to walk up them steps now, its because I walked up 'em every night to lay next to a man who loved me. I got a few wrinkles here and there, but I've layed under thousands of skies with sunny days. I look and feel this way, well because I drank and I smoked. I lived and I loved, danced, sang, sweat and screwed my way thorough a pretty damn good life if you ask me. Getting old ain't bad Ben. Getting old, that's earned."

- The Guardian

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Jake Fischer: "There is a legend of a man who lives beneath the sea. He's a fisher of men. A last hope for all those who have been left behind. He is known as the Guardian."

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Marvin:"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to take you to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? Because I don't."

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The Narrator:"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad move."

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The Narrator:"The best drink in existence is the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. The effect of which, is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon, wrapped around a large gold brick."

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Trillian:"Can we put your ego aside for a minute? Something important has happened."
Zaphod:"If there's anything more important than my ego on this ship, I want it caught and shot right now!"

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Marvin:"I've been talking to the ship's computer."
Arthur Dent:"And?"
Marvin:"It hates me."

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The Narrator:"The Encyclopedia Galactica, in its chapter on Love states that it is far too complicated to define. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of love: 'Avoid, if at all possible'."

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The Computer:"Guys, I'm delighted to tell you that there are two thermo-nuclear missiles heading right for us. If you don't mind, I'm going to go ahead and take evasive action."

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The Narrator:"The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the star-spangled banner but in fact the message was this: 'So long and thanks for all the fish.'"

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The Narrator:"Vogons are one of the most unpleasant races in the galaxy. Not evil, but bad-tempered, bureaucratic, officious, and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the ravenous Bug-Blatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters."

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The Narrator:"What to do if you find yourself stuck with no hope of rescue: Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer."

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Bilbo Baggins:"Excuse me! That is a doily, not a dish cloth!"
Bofur:"But it's full of holes."
Bilbo Baggins:"It's supposed to look like that. It's crochet."
Bofur:"Oh and a wonderful game it is too. If you've got the balls for it."

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Thorin:"Out of the frying pan."
Gandalf:"And into the fire."

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Bilbo Baggins:"Good morning."
Gandalf:"What do you mean? Do you mean to wish me a good morning, or do you mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not. Or perhaps you mean to say that you feel good on this particular morning. Or are you simply stating that it is a morning to be good on?"
Bilbo Baggins:"All of them at once, I suppose."

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Saruman:"Do not speak to me of Radagast the Brown. He is a foolish fellow."
Gandalf:"Well, he's odd, I'll grant you. He lives a solitary life."
Saruman:"It's not that. It's his excessive consumption of mushrooms! They've addled his brain and yellowed his teeth!"

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Gandalf:"Save me from the stubbornness of Dwarves!"